Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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