- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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