how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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