What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Then none of us want to be right.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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poopy is poopy

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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