Ready for something funny? nothing

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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A fat guy!

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Wenis Penis

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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