- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Grace Ackerson

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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