- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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