- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Face...the other white meat!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

hey justin

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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