- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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