- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

women's rights

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

anti jokes are really funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Anti Joke

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