a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Black people.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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