- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot