- Anti Joke

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why was the man sad His got raped

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe