- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

whats long and black? a baton

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