When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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