- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Connor is homo

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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