- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Irish sobriety

Nickelback.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Pickles are powerful

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Bitch

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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