- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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