- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

I literally died laughing

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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