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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

This is not a joke.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

GOODBYE

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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