- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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