The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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