- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Smoke weed till i die nigga

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

womens rights

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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