Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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