An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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