- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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