do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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