a black guy walks into a black bar

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

who do we all like george goodburn

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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