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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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