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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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