What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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j.p. is dumb

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Dwight Howard

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What is the name of the car? What

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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I am quite mature.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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