Homo say what?

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Amazing

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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