- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A praying mantis is very graceful

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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