- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Penis

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Julian Ha.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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