Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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