- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

your face

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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