A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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I love alchohol!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Tilt your screen back .

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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