- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

scraggle is in you pillow case

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Im gay What about you

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