- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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