Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

hey guys im gay

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

nolan is gay

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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