- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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