- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Nothing. He made it home safely.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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