Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

women's rights

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

here's a joke... the american education society

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What would u like to drink?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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