- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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