- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Once upon a time a was born

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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