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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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