Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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