- Anti Joke

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

-5

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

-5

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

-5

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

-5

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

-5

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

-5

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

-5

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

-5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats my name? Matt

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Pickles

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??