This is an anti- joke

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

that wall over there ->

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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