- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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