NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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