- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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